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The hard part is it has to have your name on it.
Pro tip: Only your 12 most recent LSAT scores appear on your permanent record. Embarrassed by that first attempt? Simply take it 12 more times and no one will be the wiser.
It’s always good to have a fallback school. Mine was Harvard. But luckily I made it into my first choice: The Vinny Gambini School of Law
You think the undergrad parties were crazy? Well, you’re right. People are gonna be pretty focused by this point.
I’d recommend also passing your state’s bartender exam...just in case.
Make sure to present a thorough set of demands. Here’s what I typically go with:
Now that you’re a gainly employed lawyer, it’s time to start doing lawerly things like preparing a motion for summary judgment. In your MSJ, you'll need to cite portions of a deposition. You have the official transcript as a PDF, so double-click on it and see what that sweet, firm-issued, Compaq Presario’s default application is for PDFs. Spoiler alert: it’s Microsoft Edge!
Try as you might, you’re not going to be able to only select the spoken dialogue. Those line numbers off to the left are coming too.
You could do the key command, but if you’re feeling fancy, go to the Edit menu and select “Copy.”
Here’s where the real fun begins. It’s the moment you realize that despite years of rigorous education and training in the practice of law, the majority of your day is going to be spent manipulating text. Because what you just pasted into your document isn’t anywhere close to how it’s supposed to look.
Depending on how the text layer is embedded in the PDF, really funky things can happen when you copy and paste text out of it. In our example, even though we only selected lines 14-25, the copy brought along the two lines above 14 and inserted them after 15. It also shifted line 16 down to between lines 24 and 25. There’s an old saying in law: “Copy/pasting from a PDF is like that Forrest Gump saying...something about chocolates.” So after you paste, you’re going to need to do a side-by-side comparison with the original text just to make sure the right content was copied. And if it wasn’t, you’ll need to fix it.
Remember how you couldn’t not-copy them? Well, here they are. You’ll have to delete those one by one.
Since we don’t care about line numbers, we need to get rid of the line breaks that occur in the middle of each individual Q or A.
Sure, Courier is cool, but it isn’t Times New Roman cool.
Instead of a single space after the Q and A, there should be a tab. And you might want to go ahead and add a period after each one too.
Because our selection is over 50 words, the text should be formatted with block quotes. I hope you’re good with margins.
Go back to the PDF and jot down the deponent’s last name, along with the page number and line numbers of the selection you copied. Now go back to your document and add this info to the bottom of your text (using the correct Bluebook format of course).
Now simply repeat steps 7-17 for the 85 other citations you need to make in this document.